Thongs. As if.
In other news, I keep forgetting to report this week's weigh-in news:
- Sunday's scale reading: 251
- Starting weight: 287
- Current weight: 251
- Pounds lost: 36 (.88 pounds per week)
- Starting BMI: 43.6
- Current BMI: 38.2
I'd love to lose four more pounds before Mom arrives in two weeks, so it's an even 40 —we'll see. My weight was actually lower last week, but then I ate a ton over the weekend, did no exercise, and went to bed freakishly early — I think I packed on two extra pounds right there. But I'll hit all three zumba classes this week, and the weekend is much more chill; lots of time for walks and healthy food prep.
But now I'm going to read another chapter of Mockingjay to Li'l Martini and take a bath: I'm sweaty and stinky and my thighs are quivering like Santa's belly. Not pretty.
And it's almost thong season, remember.
Hmm. Which is likelier to appear in my life, a thong or a prom? Let's ponder this.
—Lady C, a deep thinker