I am exploding with things to talk about, but I only have two minutes before I need to throw on some lip gloss and a cuter top.
How I Met This Mother-Effing Finale
Today I Earned Every One of Those Seventy-Five Clams
Today was my most challenging subbing gig yet. At one point, I threatened to spit on a kid's Nacho Cheese-Flavored Doritos. At one point, I literally clapped my hands over a kid's mouth. At one point, I hauled a kid out from under the table and held him in midair for a moment.
Commented Mimosa: "Your day sounds exciting."
Note to Katie @ Nested: I saw Glum Albie!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Four Hours, Meryl Streep Becomes My Besty
Brunie and I are seeing her live and in person at 7:30. Our plan is to befriend her, become blood sisters (obvs), and invite her to see Veronica Mars: The Movie with us, because we'd both like to see it again and it's leaving soon. Or, you know, whatever she wants to do. We're cool.
Reports to come!
— Lady C the Enticing