Wednesday, July 29, 2015
I Could Not Be More Proud
"Baby, bring me some wine," I whined from my hot, hot perch at the editing desk.
It's 900 degrees here, I have a huge editing job that came in late, no one loves me, I am cranky.
However, I just put a new bottle of wine in the fridge this morning, its cork tightly secured. Li'l Martini can pour wine, but I doubted his abilities to uncork a bottle.
But! The youth of today are intrepid, ingenious, resourceful!
He grabbed my gorgeous Anna G corkscrew, plunged her into Mr. Kendall Jackson's tightly squeezed orifice, and pumped out a cork like a pro!
And I now have a frosty glass of Mother's Little Helper (what a drag it is getting old), and while it's still hot and I still hate EVERYONE, nonetheless I look to the future with hope and optimism.
—Lady Chardonnay, addict, grouch, and Mother of the Year